Jakes Gazette

Jakes Daily Gazette

Saturday 4/27 first edition

The Comic Section!

A few days ago it was mom and dad’s anniversary. They were accepting nectar but it closed so they got chinese food. 

Girl obsessed with The Simpsons!June Kirchmeier is obsessed with the show called The simpsons. The 1989 classic TV show. She has not stopped in a while. She has done this non stop be aware.-Story by Jake Kirchmeier

Food Critic reviewToday’s review is cool mystery burgers by one Benjamin Robert Kirchmeier. This meal today had not only beef, but turkey burgers as well. Some of the condiments were difficult to get out of the bottle. Another person sitting there with me named June Marie Kirchmeier said that without the condiments it would be dry. I give this meal 6.5 stars.